Be Gentle

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

whitedad:

what doesn’t kill you doesn’t kill you

fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait